BITEPOLICE
BITEPOLICE
Officer Donut is not fat, he's just full of evidence. And he's watching your plate. Join the Elite Food Patrol unit today.
Officer Donut is not fat, he's just full of evidence. And he's watching your plate. Join the Elite Food Patrol unit today.
Don't trust labels. Scan any barcode at the supermarket. Officer Donut identifies hidden sugar, bad fats, and chemical contraband before you buy.
Take a photo of your plate. Our advanced cinematic AI interrogates the food, calculates portions, and files a precise report to headquarters.
Eating something illegal? Prepare for a hilarious penalty. Get prosecuted with humor, pay your calorie debt, and get back to the patrol route!